OMG.

best article ever.

Brunonia

Well I guess we can all be greatful that Brown doesn't offer athletic scholarships. If they did we'd seriously need to revoke the one given to the girl who made this headline possible (particularly in light of Estelle's passing):

"Golden girls no more Americans beaten by China"

Alicia Sacramone had some not so wee problemos last night on the beam and on the floor against China. If you threw a party and invited everyone you knew it would be kind of like the Olympics. And I can guarantee the biggest gift would not be from Alicia Sacramone.

Olympic Fashion Update

A note to the female swimmers:

Do not leave your goggles on your forehead before you swim. It creates a shockingly scary and unattractive mark which can only be likened to Nicole Kidman's prothestic nose in The Hours.

Looks matter ladies. You've already got the 'roids workin' against you. At least keep the forehead clear...