Recognized in public... Again.

The fame is just getting too much. After moving out West (to a previously undisclosed location) to escape the heat of the paparazzi, media and general crush of attention it's back on. Out with the Marcuses last night at a bar, and a lame bar at that, the waiter comes up and asks Adam and I, "Do we have some new arrivals here?"

I shit you not. Let me repeat, "Do we have some new arrivals here?"

I'll let you imagine the rest of the tale.

it's so good to see you again.

as you all should know, i am currently at the west valley high school class of 1998 10-year reunion. and according to everyone i've seen, i look amazing. and i do.

highlights have included:
*my mom leaving a razor and shaving cream in the bathroom as a not-so-subtle hint that i should shave
*a guy i've known since grade school telling me that he had recently googled me and saw that i was at unc chapel hill
*the mother of a grade school friend joining us at the bar and reminiscing about the crafts we made when we were in bluebirds together

photos to follow shortly.
thank you for coming.